Patronage

800 1hr*

1,000 1.5hr

1,200 2hr

Due to chronic health illness issues I am currently on semi-hiatus.

Longer sessions, travel, sessions with friends, couples sessions, and monthly arrangements are currently limited; more information is available for pre-screened clients upon request.

*One hour for select return clients only.

Booking

I’m available in Minneapolis from 12pm to 9pm daily.  

I have a bustling personal life and prefer bookings be requested with one weeks’ advance notice. I accept short notice and same-day requests from pre-screened clients via text only.

All sessions require a $100 non-refundable deposit to book and are subject to my Canellation Policy. My full Deposit Policy and Cancellation Policy may be read on my FAQ page.

Cash is my preferred method of payment, but I also accept other payment methods (please inquire while booking to use, as they will not be accepted on the spot). Please discretely leave cash compensation for scheduled time in an envelope in the bathroom at session start time so as not to distract from our experience together.

pandemic health Practice

COVID-19 and the Monkeypox viruses have been devastating diseases across the world. It’s our responsibility to take all reasonable steps to the slow the spread and keep our communities as safe as possible. Although I am vaccinated, I am still chronically ill and high risk, so I depend on your complete honesty when evaluating your own exposure risk before booking. All clients are required to provide a copy of their vaccination card upon booking. I also request all clients shower and fully clean themselves at the beginning of our appointment to make our experience more enjoyable for all, and I really like root beer floats; you’ll need to mention that when booking with me so that I can verify you’ve read this fully, as you’ll be responsible for adhering to these restrictions for my personal health and safety. If you begin to develop symtoms or receive a positive COVID test within two weeks of our meeting, you are ethically obligated to tell me, and I will honor you the same.

I am not currently seeing clients who:

• Have not received a Moderna or Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine (both doses) or booster within the last 6 months

• Have experienced any of the following symptoms in the last 2 weeks: fever of 99 degrees or more, chills, body aches, sore throat, cough, fatigue, shortness of breath, headache, new loss of taste or smell, congestion, runny nose, nausea, swollen lymph nodes, or diarrhea

• Have experienced any of the following symptoms in the last 6 weeks: new rashes that look like pimples, blisters, or scabs, fever, chills, exhaustion, muscle and back pain, headache, sore throat, congestion, or cough

• Have been in contact with someone who has contracted COVID-19 in the last 2 weeks or Monkeypox in the last 4 weeks

• Have attended an event or been in a space where there has been community COVID-19 outbreak in the last 2 weeks or Monkeypox in the last 4 weeks

• Have gone to indoor events where social distancing is not possible, masks arent worn by all attendees, or vaccination cards are not required for entry in the past 2 weeks

• Have gone dancing or to events where there is attendee crowding and bare skin-to-skin contact in the past 6 weeks

I am seeing the following clients with a 72 hour negative PCR test presented the day of session:

• Clients who work in front facing/high-contact environments where mask wearing is mandated and adhered to by all guests and employees, such as (but not limited to) healthcare, nursing homes, meat processing plants, factories, restaurants, bars, or grocery stores

• Clients who have traveled by plane or bus in the last 2 weeks

• Clients who have seen another provider in the past 2 weeks